Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Island Wear

Except when on a desert island, or other authentically outdoorsy excursion, this assemblage of tourist chic should not be worn. Trail shoes should stay on the trail. Unzippable legs are acceptable only when the possibility of wading through a body of water is likely. Tank tops are fine actually.





8 comments:

DarcyM said...

I agree with the singlet and the pants, but I think the shoes are alright, usually they are covered up by pants anyway.

DarcyM said...

Can you remind me why Alex is a good judge of what people shouldn't be wearing? There is a lot of evidence stacking up against him here.

wb said...

1. Shoes shouldn't be covered up by pants.
2. Do you own a pair of these D? Do you wear them out on the town?
3. Alex brings enthusiasm and diversity. He's our only jew after all.
4. Let ye who has not worn a graphic tee beneath a sweater cast the first stone.

DarcyM said...

1. others wear graphic tees underneath sweaters, ex. Rachel Bilson. She is fashion forward. Don't question the tee.

2.At least Alex gives us fodder.

3. You have a mustache. You should be off the site completely, yet we have been generous.

wb said...

I will never accept the tee. I don't care who wears it. Someday I will be vindicated in this.

Stop mustache hating. It's unbecoming.

DarcyM said...

You are unbecoming. There is evidence in the paper.

wb said...

Your administrator privileges have been revoked.

DarcyM said...

you are childish.