Sea Creature Inspired Shorts

Apologies for the arm blocking these awful sea creature inspired shorts. This unfortunate fashion disaster was caught on a rare outing to Georgetown, usually frequented by much of DC's douchey elitist crowd as described in this revealing article.

As can be seen, southern frat-inspired clothing is still alive and well in the real world. If it had been the 80's, this guy would have likely been wearing croakies for his Ray Ban sunglasses worn to the bar.

Where to start?

This man may indeed have no hope. Unfortunately, I was not able to get a good angle to take a pic from the front of this bleu ensemble, which featured the hideous blue shirt you see here unbuttoned to the third button - you could almost see his man nipples.

First of all, blue shirt on light blue jeans - no, don't do that. Second, this man has no belt - that's just wrong in so many ways. Third, the light wash on those jeans went out the door in the early 90's. Fourth, fit, fit, fit! This guy is wearing sizes meant for people way bigger than him - the shoulder seams are near the upper part of his arms, and the jeans (without the belt) are on the verge of falling down. Also, his jeans look like they're meant to sack potatoes.

This guy thought he was the shit from the look on his face, and after this fateful image was snapped, he proceeded to play pool with a George W'esque smirk.

Two chairs instead of one.

A little junk in the trunk is good. Mos def makes reference to the pros of the fat booty, "an ass so fat you could see it from the front", but I think this one is going a little overboard. She was apparently eating wings, potato skins and various other ass -expanding foods at the time.