Thursday, March 20, 2008

You shouldn't wear...

...tappered track pants with an ass like that.

Monday, March 17, 2008


Not only is this dress ugly, but it is being worn by a skeleton. She is so thin that it makes her head look really big, especially her forehead. She seems to be wearing a dress that is fashioned from tinsel and pipe cleaners and sleeves that don't attach. Do you think she asked for these to keep her warm due to her lack of body fat? Bosworth used to be so beautiful (see below for reference from her blue crush days), now I just want to give her a cookie.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

deja vu

I understand that sometimes you just don't want to think. You want to get out of bed, put something on, and walk out the door. I understand that some people are like that. It's those people that wear pajamas to school. I would talk about that right now, but I have been inspired by a fellow lab mate who has decided that it is alright to wear the same thing to work, EVERYDAY. It's really not okay. For one thing it isn't hygienic. It seems like he showers, but now completely negates it by wearing something dirty. You have to give yourself at least a day in between for pant wearing, so I think shirts must have at least 3 days hiatus or not at all.
As you can see in the picture he is wearing a sweatshirt with a button down shirt and some corduroy pants. It is bad enough that he wears cords because those probably really hold in the stench (trust me, he smells). But, what you can't see is what his sweatshirt says on the front, (I couldn't do a front view because I had to be incognito) it says Harvard. That is just the icing on the cake. Not only does he wear the same thing everyday, but he is intent on drawing attention to the fact he does so by wearing an alma mater sweatshirt.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Stupid Scarves

Vampire Weekend has recently been showing up all over the place, The NY Times, GQ, NPR, SNL, and The Jensen's Blog. That doesn't mean they're cool, or make good decisions when dressing themselves though. Their oft' mentioned boat shoes are one thing, I'd at least be willing to accept that there is a time and a place for them. Like when you get asked out on the yacht for cocktails. And that's pretty much it. There is no time or place for this scarf though, which showed up last Saturday during their set on SNL. Elton John marching in the parade still couldn't make this work, nor would he try. And if you've out done Sir Elton, I think you have made a bad decision. For you, and everybody else.

Saturday, March 8, 2008


You should never wear them. They are probably the most hideous shoes known to man. It seems like they take style elements that looked good from other shoe companies and projectile vomitted them onto a shoe. I got the picture from the "what's hot" category of their website. Um, these aren't hot. I feel a lot less hip just having downloaded this picture onto my desktop. When I think of who might possibly buy these shoes, I imagine some middle America lame soccer moms wearing these dressed up SAS shoes to watch their lame kids do something unimportant, thinking they are hot shit and "cool".
Bottom line: if you don't have the money to buy some kickass pumas or something worthy of your money, then just save up. I personally have never bought a pair of skechers and I never plan on it. Do you think that you should buy from a company that can't even spell their name right?