Monday, March 17, 2008

this.

Not only is this dress ugly, but it is being worn by a skeleton. She is so thin that it makes her head look really big, especially her forehead. She seems to be wearing a dress that is fashioned from tinsel and pipe cleaners and sleeves that don't attach. Do you think she asked for these to keep her warm due to her lack of body fat? Bosworth used to be so beautiful (see below for reference from her blue crush days), now I just want to give her a cookie.

4 comments:

tommy said...

who wins a fight between Bosworth & Lara Flynn Boyle?

Bosworth has age on her side. Boyle has a plastic face and likely cannot feel pain.

DarcyM said...

I don't know, Boyle looks like she could be a really dirty fighter. With a few drinks in her, I think Boyle would break out the nails and kick the crap out of Bosworth.

What do you think about a match up between calista flockhart and Bosworth?

tommy said...

Bosworth. Flockhart's 43 years old, and emaciated; she's lucky she can hold her head up.

zaf said...

I'd have to go with Bosworth, too. The long-term effects of malnutrition certainly work against the older women. Flockhart would likely snap with one good shot to the spine; she has no calcium left in her system, right?