The Happy Couple

This couple was spotted wandering the Allentown service station on the Pennsylvania turnpike Friday afternoon. Things that they should not be wearing:
1. fanny packs
2. glasses around their neck
3. those sandals
4. that hair-do
5. shirts that make you look like a watermelon

Urban Cowboy Hipster Chimera.

I don't think there is really anything else to say.

Flashdance...

It's not that I'm against girls showing shoulders. I am against the off-the-shoulder sweatshirt though. If she had cut the neck out of this sweater herself I would have asked for Irene Cara's autograph. But she actually bought it that way. It's also nice that her friend chose to class up the joint by wearing a plain white t-shirt. Oh what a feeling.

Don't Accessorize Your Sausage Arms

Why would you do this to yourself?

That stretchy armlet would have gotten her up here regardless, but the little squeeze of her arm fat just ices my cake. And I suspect her cupcake as well.