you shouldn't...

be able to see through your shoes.

Greensleeves

It's like someone took him in for some body work but didn't want to spend the extra money to make sure the paint matched. Just like that beat-up '91 Honda Civic down the street. And what's with the one weird greensleeve?

Fat Kid in Little Shorts

I watched this walk by while enjoying a mango-raspberry smoothie in Lewiston, NY.

Inappropriate Accessories

In case you can't tell, that's a shiny pink lip-shaped purse sitting on the table next to that 50 year old woman wearing a Packers sweatshirt. Immediately after sitting down she arranged her collection of small clay figurines on the table between her and her companion.

This is a confessional post. Last weekend I took the bus to Chicago. At Union Station I crossed paths with a woman in a full bodysuit. Made of all denim. Two blocks later I passed a man wearing a 2 piece suit. Also made of all denim. I should have 2 pictures to prove it. I'm sorry.

Kamo Kilt

This man chose to accessorize his camouflage kilt with black combat boots, an ugly nylon jacket, and an over-the-shoulder camera bag. Unfortunate. For him and his family. What's really scary is that this is what he wore to an opera concert. What does he look like normally?

Also, Skoczen's not wearing a skirt. Believe it or not, those are pants.

Bra Strap Abandonment

Lucia helped me get over our team's tragic first round loss in the Flip Cup Tourney last night by pointing out fashion blunders.

Other coping mechanisms included throwing stuff off the balcony and drinking (alot) more beer.