Gonzorrhea

Jean shorts. Sandals. Plaid jacket. I love you Gonzo.

Where to start?

This man may indeed have no hope. Unfortunately, I was not able to get a good angle to take a pic from the front of this bleu ensemble, which featured the hideous blue shirt you see here unbuttoned to the third button - you could almost see his man nipples.

First of all, blue shirt on light blue jeans - no, don't do that. Second, this man has no belt - that's just wrong in so many ways. Third, the light wash on those jeans went out the door in the early 90's. Fourth, fit, fit, fit! This guy is wearing sizes meant for people way bigger than him - the shoulder seams are near the upper part of his arms, and the jeans (without the belt) are on the verge of falling down. Also, his jeans look like they're meant to sack potatoes.

This guy thought he was the shit from the look on his face, and after this fateful image was snapped, he proceeded to play pool with a George W'esque smirk.

Male Jean Shorts

Location: Miller Park, Milwaukee, WI.
Photographer(s): Katie and friends
Offense: jean shorts, circa 1991.
Comments: It's not that all jean shorts are bad. Some are trendy cut-off bermuda shorts worn by girls. Others are little booty shorts worn by girls. But these aren't those. And they're not on a girl.





[UPDATE:]
More examples of jean shorts gone terribly terribly wrong, courtesy of JD.